Star Wars Christmas December 26, 2004
Posted by Owen in : Weird , add a commentIf you’re not tired of hearing Christmas music in the grocery store, listen to the horrific Star Wars Christmas Album. (Really! You can’t make this stuff up.)
It contains gems like “What Can You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb?)” “Let me see. We have a scarf for Skywalker, right?” “Yes.” “And perfume for the Princess?” “Yes.” “What about Han Solo?” “Couldn’t we get him ear muffs?” “That leaves one big problem.” “THE WOOKIEE!” “Couldn’t we get him a comb?” “We gave him a comb last year!” and “R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas”.
Oh man, what were they thinking?