Subject: Washington Mutual Informs You January 21, 2005
Posted by Owen in : Weird , 1 comment so farGot this obviously fake email message today. I inform you, does anyone really talk like this? C’mon, people (especially Banks) earnestly don’t talk like this! Grammar lessons should be obligatory to follow for scammers. (Of course, I probably shouldn’t give them any ideas.)
Sister Act January 21, 2005
Posted by Owen in : Weird , 3commentsI was waiting for a flight at the San Francisco airport recently and was sitting watching people walk by. I was watching the cleaning lady go by. She was a young black woman with a huge poofy afro wearing gray maintenance coveralls and was pushing one of those trash carts in front of her. I watch her reach into one of her bags and flick a switch. Suddenly, a old Michael Jackson song starts blaring. I watch as she starts to dance Jackson’s famous dance moves as she emties the trash cans. Do a little moonwalk, lift up a trash can, spin around, dunk it in the bag, slide to the left. I felt like I was in the middle of an old 80s movie like Blues Brothers or Sister Act or something. I wouldn’t have been suprised if everyone in the waiting area spontaneously broke out singing about the virtues of air travel. Whoever you are, you made my day.